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Bullet Farmer Auction #1

Organizations this auction benefits: Border Angels,
ConPRmetidos, Fair Vote, Life After Hate, Spread the Vote
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Type of fanwork: Fanfiction
Fandom(s): Good Omens, MCU : Guardians of the Galaxy, Thor,
Thor and Loki: Blood Brothers, The Witcher
Highest rating: E (Explicit)
Length/scope: 1K words per $10 bid
Especially interested in: Aziraphale/Crowley,
Gabriel/Beelzebub, Hastur/Ligur, Shadwell/Madame Tracy, (pretty much
any ship with Hastur and/or Ligur involved), pretty much any pairing
among the angels and demons (e.g. Michael/Uriel, Dagon/Beelzebub,
etc.), Thor/Loki, Natasha/Loki, Thor/Loki/Valkyrie, Grandmaster/Loki,
Grandmaster/Collector, Valkyrie/Sif, Sif/Jane, Valkyrie/Captain
Marvel, Thanos/Ebony Maw, Corvus Glaive/Proxima Midnight, Black
Dwarf/Black Swan, Yennefer/Geralt/Jaskier, Yennefer/Geralt,
Jaskier/Geralt, Yennefer/Tissaia, Ciri & Geralt & Yennefer. Try me on
other pairings!
Unwilling to address: I won't write fic depicting underage
characters having sex with adults OR other minors (e.g. no
Ciri/Geralt, Adam/Pepper, etc.), bestiality, extreme gore or violence
(canon-typical violence is fine), guro (eroticized gore/violence),
animal abuse, or elder abuse. If you want explicit fic, I can work
with most kinks, but those involving excessive attention to bodily
fluids, scat, and watersports are hard no's.
Notes: I'm not the best at writing AUs (e.g.
human!Aziraphale/Crowley AU), but I'm really good at plopping
characters from one setting into another setting (e.g.
Witcher!Valkyrie/Sif).

I really love writing erotica, and threesomes/moresomes in particular.
I love writing nonbinary, trans, and GNC characters, too, but while I
always write Beelzebub as nonbinary, I really struggle to use any
pronouns but she/her or sie/hir for Beelzebub with any regularity.
I'll try my best if you want me to do otherwise, though.

Don't see a pairing here that you'd like? As long as it doesn't go
against my hard no's, feel free to ask! I'll see what I can do. :) The
only thing I don't think I can write is Steve/Bucky. I like the
pairing just fine, but I can't write it worth a darn. :(

Minimum Bid: $10

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